2006-10-23 [wreckless]: i agree coffee is my life lol as well as energy drinks, lol that was pretty funny playing with the ball and throwin it down the hall hehe Poor Alex!

2006-10-24 [Keyta]: poor scary pants. but i think he likes doing that. its like a cute puppy he gets playwed with

2006-10-24 [kingtheodin]: o.0

2006-10-24 [wreckless]: lmao yeah hes a puppy ^ ^

2006-10-25 [Keyta]: aww its pute! i mean hes like okies i'll fallow you

2006-11-06 [MoRoxy]: dksl;afjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

2006-11-06 [Keyta]: ums.lsodupoo! welcome to our ool notice theres no P init. keep it that way!

2006-11-16 [kingtheodin]: ...i think im in trouble...

2006-11-16 [Keyta]: ok?

2006-11-17 [kingtheodin]: nevermind...it got sorted out...

2006-11-18 [wreckless]: ~.~ Sarah got her licence! Go Sarah!

2006-11-18 [Keyta]: yay sarah!

2006-12-22 [MoRoxy]: kinda late now,... hi! booga booga,... keyta your in washingtoon... or on the road or whatever! lol whitney smells like a doody pie with marshmallows in it!

2006-12-25 [kingtheodin]: o.0 .... um...ok

2006-12-25 [wreckless]: lol yes I do, this x-mas i spent the whole time puking cuz i had the damn flu but its all good now ^ ^ ok Sarah better text me soon or im gunna go nuts and ill call ya later ok kristen ^ ^

2006-12-26 [MoRoxy]: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

2007-01-04 [Keyta]: i'm back! god i hate hill...and parents can just kiss my ass

2007-01-04 [wreckless]: grrr i hate having a cold now my nose hurts like a son of a monkey! Why does this baby cry so much, is it too much to ask for a little bit of sleep? I can get rid of it tomarrow thank god!

2007-01-04 [Keyta]: yeah..my head hurts real bad. but at lest the baby is alive! yay

2007-01-05 [wreckless]: YAY for live babies lmao... I gots a head ache blah! tomarrow i get my life back 7th hour YAY then i can go out for a smoke finally!

2007-01-05 [Keyta]: i just don't like kids. mine will be an oops. yay smoke smoke. i need one!!

2007-01-05 [wreckless]: lol mine will be from being drunk lmao but yeah i still dont want kids after this, i wanted one really bad before and thats why i took this class and now it changed my mind... Thank God!

2007-01-05 [Keyta]: drunk? when did you do that? kids are bad..

2007-01-05 [wreckless]: lol yes they are

2007-01-05 [Keyta]: its like lets have a baby.. um

2007-01-05 [wreckless]: ahhhh fluffer!

2007-01-05 [MoRoxy]: poop a loop! ahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2007-01-06 [Keyta]: so many faces lol

2007-01-21 [MoRoxy]: yesh... so how is everybody? fine! YOUR ALL FINE! ...goddamit... lol

2007-01-22 [Keyta]: yay i'm fine! its better. how are yoU!

2007-01-22 [kingtheodin]: im fine...going to school if anyone cares....

2007-01-22 [wreckless]: im good, WERE ALL GOD DAMN GREAT LIKE TONI THE TIGER! were grrrrrrreat frosted flakes are more than good there in my pants.

2007-01-22 [Keyta]: ...eww..whit..how'd they get frosted XD

2007-01-23 [wreckless]: eeeeeeeeeeeew! lmao i didnt mean it like that haha maybe on prom night j/k j/k j/k -.-' eeew gross! *cringes*

2007-01-23 [Keyta]: ...not..with who you might..*shudders and grabs a water spary thingy* bad bda bad oO

2007-01-23 [wreckless]: lmao omg hell no! i dont know what i was thinking, maybe i should just wait till next year lmao he reminds me of someone *caugh caugh* hes a jerk hehe o well he'll regret it one day, all in good time my dear wattson...

2007-01-23 [Keyta]: what about nat's bf! rubble rubble! wattson..get the bulb out of your ass its kinda...*ses a light go on* my god...

2007-01-24 [wreckless]: i told nat i wasnt going with her bf b/c it'd be to awkward for me

2007-01-24 [Keyta]: oh..um..ok..think think think idunno

2007-02-21 [kingtheodin]: wow...its been almost a month since anybody said anything...

2007-03-03 [MoRoxy]: lets get ready to rehabilitate Not Sure

2007-03-03 [wreckless]: lmao Sure, Not TEABAG full of shit mwahaha im off to go hang myself cuz im so emo and im playin my records backward what the douse...
Monkeys throw poo at you, Kell likes orange soda ^ ^ AHHHH HYPER!

2007-03-05 [kingtheodin]: o.0
*is very confuzaled*

2007-03-06 [wreckless]: YAY! I get my teeth fixed tomarrow and i'll look less dumbassish ^ ^ I only gotta take my meds for like another month then im free mwahaha... Grrrr... I gotta take the ACT's soon and im tweakin lol (note to self: dont get high or drunk before test) in *thinks* 7 months im 18 WOOHOO then im gunna do stuff lol... I'll think of something

2007-03-06 [Keyta]: the act's is in april

2007-03-07 [wreckless]: lol yeah... i got my teef (my lisp) fixed today and it hurts like a bitch! *.* I taste blood lol now would be a good time to get wasted or high...

2007-03-07 [Keyta]: yeah. its like i can't feel anything. *nibble* ahh teeth! *hit jup* yay

2007-03-07 [wreckless]: hehe well im done ranting about myself for a while now lol, im feelin a bit stuck up. I cant wait till summer maybe we can get a party started that i can actually friggin go to.

2007-03-07 [Keyta]: i cant' wait tell summer. there might be some partys worth goin to eyeah!

2007-03-08 [wreckless]: lol i hope so i havent friggin drank in forever!

2007-03-08 [Keyta]: yeah, we need to party

2007-04-21 [caddi]: pretty soon. now let's go party!
prom night?

2007-04-21 [Keyta]: that works^^

2007-04-21 [caddi]: but kyle b. wants me to talk to ethan 'bout hanging out with him on that night

2007-04-21 [Keyta]: hehe well do it!

2007-04-21 [caddi]: but im a nervous reck

2007-04-21 [Keyta]: you dont seem like it most of the times

2007-04-21 [wreckless]: AHHH I'm scared to go to prom ^ ^ Im not sure why though... Dan and I are getting better around each other, Poor Amber we ALL LOVE YOU!

2007-04-22 [fjdka]: HAPPY FUCKING 4:20 BITCHES!!!!!!! how many joints did you smoke??

2007-04-22 [Keyta]: um none. becasue the cops where everywhere on that day. so i say wait aweek. then you get discounts

2007-04-22 [wreckless]: lol im postponing it for 2 more weeks lol i cant get a chance till then. damn parents are always around

2007-04-22 [Keyta]: yeah true. it sucks

2007-04-23 [fjdka]: hahha. i smoked two joints. take a buzz cruiz on the country roads..

2007-04-23 [Keyta]: ooo that sounda like fun

2007-04-24 [fjdka]: it was except that it used a shitload of gas.

2007-04-25 [Keyta]: it happens. its worse when your lookin for ppl though

2007-06-30 [MoRoxy]: jimmy WHACK IT OFF!

2007-06-30 [Keyta]: theres a skitter on your peter!

2007-07-01 [wreckless]: Jack it off hehe or whack it, its your choice

2007-07-02 [Keyta]: that would be hard to jack of a skitter

2007-07-03 [wreckless]: lol im such a perve i scare myself!

2007-07-03 [Keyta]: i one too! RAWR

2007-12-08 [kingtheodin]: *blinks*

2007-12-09 [wreckless]: wow its been a while since anyone has said anything on here

2007-12-10 [Keyta]: i know.i was like..whoa..belike 5 months?

2007-12-20 [MoRoxy]: that's insanitarium! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee windows bob

2007-12-20 [Keyta]: oO no..not bob

2007-12-21 [wreckless]: AHHHH! bob is b b b baaaad!

2007-12-21 [MoRoxy]: fuck butt coconut

2007-12-21 [Keyta]: fuck the fucking fuckers with a gay bob 0.0

2008-01-04 [MoRoxy]: booble bob

2008-01-04 [Keyta]: boobie booble bobby

2008-01-07 [MoRoxy]: bibbity bobbity boo! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2008-01-07 [Keyta]: holy..thats alot of emotions! your emotions are running wild!

2008-01-15 [MoRoxy]: they splurged

2008-01-16 [Keyta]: oO its a pirate one!!

2008-01-16 [wreckless]: shut you fucking face uncle fucka , your a stupid cult sucking ass licking uncle fucka, you dont eat or sleep or moe the lawn you just fuck your uncle all day long! Its a good song ^^

2008-01-17 [MoRoxy]: john was singing that song and it got stuck in my head. this last weekend i was out on the balcany at the casino/waterpark/hotel having a cigg and i was gonna take it outta my mouth and it stuck to my lips and nearly burnt my fingers. i looked down at my cigarette and it was squished at the end and i started having a laugh attack. i think i was buzzing off of it cuz i hadn't had one in a while lol

2008-01-17 [Keyta]: lol! i want a balcany

2008-01-18 [wreckless]: woohoo sky diving!

2008-01-22 [MoRoxy]:

I WANNA GO BIKINI WAXING OFF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING!

2008-01-23 [Keyta]: its like rad girls!

2008-01-23 [MoRoxy]: rad girls?

2008-01-26 [Keyta]: oh..its a show on tv that have these 3 chicks and they do dumb stuff. like... bikini waxing themselse with a car pulling away.

2008-01-28 [MoRoxy]: crazy stistas

2008-01-28 [Keyta]: scary too. but funny as shit

2008-01-29 [MoRoxy]: i bet ma titties they are! lol

2008-01-29 [Keyta]: oO i should tape it

2008-01-29 [wreckless]: TITTIES! lol ooo baby please dont tape it i dont think yo momma would aprove lol

2008-01-30 [MoRoxy]: and whateva you do don't tape ma titties!

2008-01-31 [Keyta]: if ya do, hide em. people love home moives.

2008-02-01 [wreckless]: lmao i know i do!

2008-02-04 [MoRoxy]: eek!

2008-02-04 [Keyta]: i will never look through your moives again.

2008-02-05 [wreckless]: lol i hope not those are personal bow chica wowo

2008-02-06 [Keyta]: *closes eyes* dont tell his bro lol

2009-04-21 [kingtheodin]: does any one actually remember me?

2009-04-28 [MoRoxy]: hey haven't heard from you in ages

2009-05-04 [kingtheodin]: yay someone remembers me, lol

2009-05-06 [MoRoxy]: so whats going on with you?

2009-05-06 [kingtheodin]: nuttin much, trying to get ready for my wedding in august

2009-05-07 [MoRoxy]: your getting married this year? wow lol

2009-06-19 [wreckless]: Wow its been forever since ive actually been to this wiki... Im watching american wedding and stiflers in the gay bar lmao.

2009-06-23 [MoRoxy]: lol gay bar!

2009-06-24 [wreckless]: lol i think it'd be interesting to go to one but ide be scared to lmao

2009-06-27 [MoRoxy]: lol nothing to worry about! you'll just get hit on by girls instead of guys lolzzzzzz <--O_0-that's a lot of Z's

2009-06-28 [wreckless]: lol thats cuz your sleeping

2009-06-29 [MoRoxy]: i fell asleep while laughing

2009-06-29 [wreckless]: lol maybe its a psychologic issue

2009-06-30 [Keyta]: its like that mr.bean guy on rat race

2009-07-01 [MoRoxy]: lmao yeah i got what mr. bean has lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2009-07-05 [Keyta]: now you will never win the race! but atlest you have a teady bear in your tv show

2009-07-07 [MoRoxy]: teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around

2009-07-08 [wreckless]: teddy bear, teddy bear touch the ground

2009-07-08 [MoRoxy]: teddy bear, teddy bear, suck my dick
lolzzzz

2009-07-21 [wreckless]: lol teddy bear teddy bear give it a lick

2009-07-22 [MoRoxy]: cinderella dressed in pink, went upstairs to fuck his dick... lol

2009-08-14 [Tekkon KinKreet]: i has made a banner if you would like to use it....

2009-08-15 [wreckless]: Sure just post it on the page and you can put ur name under it

2009-08-15 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ok

2009-08-15 [Tekkon KinKreet]: do you like?

2009-08-18 [wreckless]: lol YES! ^ ^

2009-08-19 [MoRoxy]: oh yes me too! ^ ^  I LOVE IT xD  thankuuuu 8]

2009-08-19 [Tekkon KinKreet]: no problem... i'm glad you like it. ^^

2009-08-19 [Mortified Penguin]: Woops... forgot about this. I'm not sure why I wasn't watching it, but I am now.

2009-08-19 [Tekkon KinKreet]: just.... don't throw any beer at my face. kthx.

2009-08-19 [Mortified Penguin]: KI-YAH! *hurls an ax at your face*

2009-08-19 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *Ducks* jeeez..... always throwin shit at me... *throws shoe at your lower area*

2009-08-19 [MoRoxy]: what is he, George Bush? lol

2009-08-19 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lmao... don't throw me in jail mr bush!

2009-08-19 [MoRoxy]:  

2009-08-22 [wreckless]: lmao Dont I look cute in this hat... (Big Gay Al from Southpark)

2009-08-22 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn all straight hetro men... RUUUUUUUNNNNNNN FOR DEAR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

2009-08-22 [MoRoxy]: lmao s-silly goos-se

2009-10-13 [kingtheodin]: o.0

2009-10-14 [Tekkon KinKreet]: big gay al scares me... X_X

2009-10-14 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lol

2009-10-15 [MoRoxy]: lol but how can he scare you, he's so silly :P especially his big gay house full of big gay animals? xP

2009-10-16 [Tekkon KinKreet]: .... *cowers in fear*

2009-10-16 [MoRoxy]: lol ok, no more worries, his big gay house has disappeared :P

2009-10-18 [Tekkon KinKreet]: whew... ok... good deal. i'm good now.... anyone gotta a shot of something? lol

2009-10-19 [MoRoxy]: like a shot of penicillin? lol

2009-10-28 [Tekkon KinKreet]: X_X

2009-10-30 [MoRoxy]: lmao xD

2009-11-06 [Tekkon KinKreet]: i meant like... jack... or jose... or jim beam... *chugs bottle of jack*
.
...
.....
i'm good now

2009-11-06 [Mortified Penguin]: What?! You want to jack off Jose or Jim Beam?!

Sick bastard. I don't even know who those guys are.

2009-11-06 [Tekkon KinKreet]: lies... you've had threesomes... i have the tape... i mean... um... my friend has the tape...

2009-11-06 [Tekkon KinKreet]: who let you out of the diner anyways??? lol

2009-11-06 [Mortified Penguin]: The door fell off again. I just sort of wandered out...

2009-11-06 [Tekkon KinKreet]: oh jeez *grabs tools* be right back

2009-11-15 [wreckless]: i am a repairman so no worries i must keep all the little minions out

2009-11-16 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *fixes door* ok.. your pen.... ermm... i mean the diner's door is fixed... should't you be there watching over things? *tosses ramen through the door* look mort! RAMEN!

2009-11-16 [Mortified Penguin]: Eww... that crap is disgusting! ...*eats fried chicken*...

2009-11-17 [MoRoxy]: random fried chicken! xD 

how do you randomly fry chicken?

2009-11-17 [Tekkon KinKreet]: mort doesn't.... like ramen?  *looks out window* no, sky isn't falling and no pigs flying.....

2009-11-17 [Mortified Penguin]: *pig flies by the window*... *a pterodactyl swoops in and eats it*...

2009-11-18 [Tekkon KinKreet]: 0_o... ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

2009-12-01 [MoRoxy]: 01010111 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01101100 01101001 01101011 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110000 01110000 01101100 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101001 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00111111

2009-12-01 [Mortified Penguin]: Don't you use binary in this house, young man! ...*smacks [MoRoxy] in the face with a wooden spoon*...

2009-12-02 [Tekkon KinKreet]: why wooden? here... i have this big shiny metal spoon in all its shiny splendorness. *hands mort splendorful shiny spoon*

2009-12-02 [Mortified Penguin]: *bends it with my mind*

You see... you must first realize that there actually is no spoon, before you can ever bend it.

2009-12-02 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *hits mort in the head with the spoon* you must first realize that there actually is a spoon, before you can ever dodge it. 

2009-12-02 [Mortified Penguin]: Before you can actually hit me with the nonexistent spoon, you must first realize that there is no Mort. I am only an illusion created by your subconscious.

2009-12-03 [Tekkon KinKreet]: oh damn.... then i'm way more fucked up than i thought.....cuz you're fucked up, and my subconscious made you, so your just a mirror or exactly how fucked up i truly am....? bleh.. screw this.... *hits mort with the spoon again* real or not, this is fun.

2009-12-03 [Mortified Penguin]: Or is it? ...*eats ramen*...

2009-12-04 [Tekkon KinKreet]: oh, it most defenitely is *hits over and over* see, fun.

2010-01-22 [MoRoxy]: Since when am I a man? xD

Mind fight!

2010-01-22 [Mortified Penguin]: YAY! ...*grabs my brain out of my head*... *hurls it across the room*...

2010-02-09 [MoRoxy]: D: i'm so upset that i have to write how i feel! (this is how i feel)--> goddam server maintenance!!!!!

lol?

wait, what?

random words place randomly through my mind 8D

2010-02-09 [Mortified Penguin]: There's not a lot of people here these days... surely Elftown has more stoners than this! ...*eats hash ramen*...

2010-02-09 [MoRoxy]: haha! xD  you would think so?

2010-04-06 [MoRoxy]: Oh My God..... ROFLCOPTER!!!! >.>

2010-05-12 [Tekkon KinKreet]: it goes SWASWASWASWASWASWA

2010-05-15 [MoRoxy]: hehehehehee x3

2010-05-17 [Tekkon KinKreet]: i want hash ramen btw.

2010-08-21 [MoRoxy]: If you find any, be sure to share some with me

2010-08-21 [Tekkon KinKreet]: it'll cost ya...

2010-09-23 [MoRoxy]: awe, dang lol. i would much prefer it to be free though

2010-09-23 [Tekkon KinKreet]: well... i dunno... i'll think on it... a fair trade maybe?

2010-11-10 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *cricket cricket*

2010-11-10 [Mortified Penguin]: SO'S YOUR FACE.

2010-11-11 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *blinks* ....

2011-01-14 [MoRoxy]: everybody stop...

Now hammertime

2011-07-17 [Tekkon KinKreet]: are we still alive?

2011-07-17 [Mortified Penguin]: *checks pulse*

No.

2011-08-04 [Tekkon KinKreet]: thats not good. *gets a set of jumper cables an hooks them to an electric chair then to morts hands.* CLEAR! *turns electric chair on*

2011-08-04 [Mortified Penguin]: What, no electric sofa?

2011-08-04 [Tekkon KinKreet]: it got wet, had to send it in to get worked on. some hambeast sweated all over it

2011-08-29 [MoRoxy]: I hate it when that happens

2013-03-30 [MoRoxy]: Oh jeez I completely forgot about this place. Oi,....